Jaws

Matt Hooper is my ideal man YES Release date: June 20, 1975Director: Steven SpielbergLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People who hate the ocean and love John Williams.  When should you watch this movie: When you’re fed up with the leadership in your country. When you’re planning a beach vacation.  The sell: It’s suchContinue reading “Jaws”

The Handmaiden

Be Gay Do Crimes YES Release date: June 1, 2016Director: Park Chan-wookLanguage: Korean, Japanese Who should watch this movie: David Fincher fans. People who don’t like horror. The gays.  When should you watch this movie: When the patriarchy has got you down again. When you want to watch something romantic and your friend/partner wants toContinue reading “The Handmaiden”

Shutter Island

Tbh I did NOT see that coming MAYBE Release date: February 19, 2010Director: Martin ScorseseLanguage: English  Who should watch this movie: People who aren’t typically fans of horror. People who liked Inception. When should you watch this movie: When you’re in the mood for an actual mystery. The sell: Though Shutter Island is by no meansContinue reading “Shutter Island”

Rear Window

The only Hitchcock movie that wasn’t too scary for me YES Release date: September 1, 1954Director: Alfred Hitchcock Language: English Who should watch this movie: Fans of David Fincher. People turned off by The Birds but are willing to give Hitchcock another chance.  When should you watch this movie: When you’re home for the holidays.Continue reading “Rear Window”

Burning / 버닝

What the fuck YES Release date: May 17, 2018Director: Lee Chang-dongLanguage: Korean Who should see this movie: Fans of “psychological thrillers.” Fans of Steven Yeun.  When should you see this movie: When you want to watch something scary but your friend(s) but hate horror movies  The sell: This is one of the most disorienting movies notContinue reading “Burning / 버닝”