Wonder Woman 1984

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse… NO Release date: December 25, 2020Directory: Patty JenkinsLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People who “just can’t wrap their heads around all these new pronouns.” People who did too much coke in the 80s to remember what it was actually like.  When should you watchContinue reading “Wonder Woman 1984”

Deadpool

Still a better love story than The Notebook YES Release date: February 12, 2016Director: Tim MillerLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Folks who hate Marvel. People who laugh at “fail” videos online.  When should you watch this movie: When you can’t agree on what to watch with your partner, but the relationships is stillContinue reading “Deadpool”

Fast Color

Someone forgot to film the second half MAYBE Release date: March 10, 2018Director: Julia HartLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Gugu Mbatha-Raw fangirls. Folks who’ve read anything by Zora Neal Hurston When should you watch this movie: When the world is ending. When you feel alone.  The sell: This would make an excellent expositionContinue reading “Fast Color”

Sky High

The only superhero movie that matters YES Release date: July 29, 2005Director: Mike Mitchell Language: English Who should watch this movie: People who like DC comics but hate DC movies. People whose favorite Marvel movie is Guardian’s of the Galaxy Vol. 2. When should you watch this movie: When the kids you’re babysitting suggest watchingContinue reading “Sky High”

Wonder Woman

We deserved better MAYBE Release date: June 2, 2017Director: Patty JenkinsLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Fans of Princess Bride.  When should you watch this movie: When you’ve just watched Red Sparrow and need to recover.  The sell: One of the biggest threats facing women in public is having to talk to men (period)Continue reading “Wonder Woman”

The Dark Knight

Ok I guess? Maybe Release Date: July 18, 2008Director: Christopher NolanLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Aspiring actors who don’t care about the story and only want to see Heath Ledger in his defining role. People who are curious what all the hype is about and are prepared to be disappointed.  When should youContinue reading “The Dark Knight”