Army of the Dead

Disclaimer: This review has nothing to do with my personal vendetta against Zack Snyder for his crimes against the film industry NO Release date: May 14, 2021Director: Zack SnyderLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Folks who liked Oceans 12 the most out of the Oceans trilogy. People who’s favorite movie is 300.  When shouldContinue reading “Army of the Dead”

Your Name Engraved Herein / 刻在你心底的名字

This one hurt 😦 YES Release date: December 23, 2020Director: Patrick Kuang-Hui LiuLanguage: Mandarin Who should watch this movie: Senior gays. Folks who went to a military school, or boarding school.  When should you watch this movie: When you have a strange dream about your first love.  The sell: Nothing is more beautiful than youngContinue reading “Your Name Engraved Herein / 刻在你心底的名字”

Space Sweepers

All Korean people are hot. Idk why, it’s just true. YES Release date: February 5, 2021Director: Jo Sung-heeLanguage: Korean Who should watch this movie: Sci-fi fans who are lukewarm about Fifth Element. Folks who haven’t recovered from Star Wars: Episode VIII When should you watch this movie: When you want to watch something fun, butContinue reading “Space Sweepers”

Enola Holmes

Is disliking Millie Bobby Brown a legit opinion or is it just internalized misogyny? No seriously, I want to know. MAYBE Release date: September 23, 2020Director: Harry BradbeerLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People who never had a BBC Sherlock phase. Folks who bought a “pussyhat” on etsy. When should you watch this movie:Continue reading “Enola Holmes”

The Dig

All my favs in one movie? AND archeology? Yes please. YES Release date: January 29, 2021Director: Simon StoneLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People who liked 1917 more than Dunkirk. Folks who love the Natural History Museum. When should you watch this movie: When the future feels daunting. When you haven’t spoken to yourContinue reading “The Dig”

Holidate

I watched this god awful movie so you don’t have to NO Release date: October 28, 2020Director: John Whitesell Language: English Who should watch this movie: Boomers. When should you watch this movie: On Christmas day while your family fights in the background. The sell: I’m not even a Hallmark movie hater. I truly believeContinue reading “Holidate”