Reviews

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Wayne’s World

Hi, I’m in Delaware YES Release date: February 14, 1992Director: Penelope SpheerisLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Elder Millennials. People in the DIY music scene. Anyone with an art degree.  When should you watch this movie: When reality is stressing you out.  The sell: It’s difficult to describe Wayne’s World as anything other thanContinue reading “Wayne’s World”

Those People

An ode to you and your toxic friend (you know the one) MAYBE Release date: May 16, 2015Director: Joey Khun Language: English Who should watch this movie: Gays in love with their straight friend. People who had a Gilbert and Sullivan phase that they’re not completely over.  When should you watch this movie: When youContinue reading “Those People”

Meet The Robinsons

Just an absolute delight YES Release date: March 23, 2007Director: Stephan Anderson Language: English Who should watch this movie: Anyone who did Science Olympiad in middle school. Millennials who can’t afford therapy. When should you watch this movie: When your’e in a creative rut. When you miss your family. The sell: This is the movieContinue reading “Meet The Robinsons”

Ammonite

I wish this movie was better NO Release date: September 11, 2020Director: Francis LeeLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Sapphics starved for content.  When should you watch this movie: On a cold, gray afternoon, ideally by the ocean. When you have access to enough alcohol. If possible, by candlelight (it won’t make the movieContinue reading “Ammonite”

Fifth Element

I want to see a reboot of this movie directed by Greta Gerwig NO Release date: May 7, 1997Director: Luc BessonLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People who had the Kit Fisto action figure growing up. Fans of Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal.  When should you watch this movie: When you need Halloween costumeContinue reading “Fifth Element”

Deadpool

Still a better love story than The Notebook YES Release date: February 12, 2016Director: Tim MillerLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Folks who hate Marvel. People who laugh at “fail” videos online.  When should you watch this movie: When you can’t agree on what to watch with your partner, but the relationships is stillContinue reading “Deadpool”

Meshes of the Afternoon

If I ever find myself at a seance, you can bet your ass I’ll be attempting to contact Maya Deren. I have so many questions for her, the first and most important being: Will you be my girlfriend? YES Release date: 1943Director: Maya Deren, Alexander HammidLanguage: N/A Who should watch this movie: Simps. People whoContinue reading “Meshes of the Afternoon”

Happiest Season

“leave it to lesbians to call a movie ‘Happiest Season’ and it’s 1 hr 40 minutes of abject emotional suffering.” -@jestom MAYBE Release date: November 25, 2020Director: Clea DuVallLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: WLW. People who know and love a lesbian.  When should you watch this movie: At Christmas with your chosen family. Continue reading “Happiest Season”

Holidate

I watched this god awful movie so you don’t have to NO Release date: October 28, 2020Director: John Whitesell Language: English Who should watch this movie: Boomers. When should you watch this movie: On Christmas day while your family fights in the background. The sell: I’m not even a Hallmark movie hater. I truly believeContinue reading “Holidate”

Beau Travail

Tell your homies you love them (do it now!!) YES Release date: 1999Director: Claire DenisLanguage: French, Italian, Russian Who should watch this movie: Card carrying members of the Claire Denis fan club. Folks who read and/or write queer film theory.  When should you watch this movie: With your cinephile friends in the morning after aContinue reading “Beau Travail”

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